That this old guy has to depend on the generosity of strangers when he's done everything right. Lived a good life, exercises, took care of himself, and asked for little in return...

Compare/contrast that with the lazy self pittiers that are carrying around an extra 100lbs, p*ssing and moaning about their lot in life while they collect disability and medical benefits becasue they just don't have the fortitude to put the fork down, and push back from the table. With the onset of nationalized health care just around the corner, any one not behaving like Larry is a BAD American, feeding like a disease off the hard work and disipline of others.

Next time you see one of these toads behaving badly, and you know what I mean, standing outside a Dairy Queen with the double-dripped chocolate swirl cone in one hand AND a bag of fries in the other, yell, "Parasite! You are a BAD American."

And before you start to feel bad, think about Larry...and remember that soon, you'll be paying for the cone, the fries, the insulin, the walker, the doctor visits, on and on and on...

All hail, Larry Haubner! And damn the gelatinous parasites.

Mark Toomey, RKC TL, CSCS