The funniest (or saddest) thing one sees in the gym is the dude who's doing absolutely everything wrong both training and nutrition-wise but is about twice as big and ripped as the "functional" trainees and the obsessive-compulsive twats who set their alarms to remind them when to toss protein shakes down their gullets in order to "fully utilize the window of nutritional opportunity" or take advantage of some other pseudo-scientific imaginary concept.

I can't believe I wrote all that in one sentence.