Pavel's Personal Bests

[11cactus11]

Kids wear Superman underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear, and Chuck Norris wears Pavel underwear.

[11cactus11]

Originally Posted by Josef

I also hear he can kill two stones with one bird.

Classic...

[11cactus11]

Originally Posted by Chris Fleming

Pavel's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cried.

not too original.

[11cactus11]

Pavel is the fist in Chuck Norris' beard.

[EricJMoss]

when pavel does one arm one leg pushups he isn't pushing himself up hes pushing the earth down

pavel was in a staring contest with the sun while doing a turkish getup...and won

[Ideal Paradigm]

Pavel can slam a revolving door.

[Steve W.]

Originally Posted by shmathews

Pavel's Gymboss timer does not beep. It simply thanks him when his set is over. No one tells Pavel when to start or stop.

Great line -- funny, original and party-specific.

Good work, man.

[SoGun]

Pavel plays a major role in creating super strong men and women. Not to mention all the beat up athletes he help get their function back. This will be a personal best that will stand the test of time.

[Brandnewme]

Isaac Newtons theories are being re looked at thanks to Pavel and I hear that Pavel once did so many swings that he stopped time. Amazing work!!

[Slotback]

Originally Posted by Pavel Tsatsouline

Don't you, Comrades, have anything better to do? ;]

On this day, no sir. Reading some of the responses that have been classic have already made my day go even better!